Toilet Paper Tax in Florida!

This story was emailed to me by my girlfriend. I guess there is a bill sponsored by a democratic state rep. to place a 2 cent tax on each roll of toilet paper. I admit that is being very creative in figuring out ways to raise money. First off I would be screwed, that could be a lot of extra money for me considering how much time I spend in the bathroom. Anyways, I think it could be improved if the tax was a little more detailed. A 2 cent tax on regular toilet paper. A 1 cent increase on that for each extra feature you get with your toilet paper, i.e. aloe, double roll, extra soft, etc. What's next, a tampon tax?