Currently generating a new wish list, since all my wishes were granted over the Holidays.

Friday, June 10, 2005

I'M BACK.....

Not that anyone reads this of course. I've taken the past couple weeks off in an attempt to regain my motivation. The life of an unknown, unread blogger is really tiring.

To tell the truth I have been reborn as a conservative commentator. You might think whoa!!! What made him do this? Well you know I am just tired. It is tiring always blogging about issues that you care about and that are grounded in real problems of real people. So I figured why can't I just make shit up?

So I thought about who gets to make shit up? Who doesn't really have to be grounded in reality? Who doesn't give a shit about the problems of real people?

The answer is so simple CONSERVATIVE BLOGGERS(WINGNUTS or whatever else you call them)

So I am taking the Wingnut Oath:

I, "anonymous blogger", swear to uphold the principles of the conservative
blogger, I will not let truth get in my way, nor will I let the suffering of
innocent people cloud my posts, I will be pro-war without ever fighting in one,
my duty is to type on this keyboard until freedom is spread across the World.
Freedom is on the march and as freedom marches I will not leave my post, I will
stay on my computer by my keyboard, folgers in hand, those liberals can have
their Starbucks and their lattes
, I will push on the propaganda....I
mean....unbiased message of Messrs. Bush and Rove.

It is with great honor that I take this oath of dishonesty, like the great bloggers that have come before me, such as John H. Hinderaker and Scott W. Johnson, Michelle Malkin, Patrick Hynes and Bulldog Pundit of ankle biting, and all the other wonderful sites that I will be visiting on my journey to conservative blog ecstacy.(I've heard this ecstacy involves Karl Rove, Ken Mehlman, George W. Bush, and Grover Norquist in.... I can't tell you here... use your imagination).

Now it is time to travel into the world where reality is not a limit, where truth and lies are one in the same, where Rush is Socrates and Michael Moore is Heinrich Himmler. I bid you all adieu!!

Comments on "I'M BACK....."


Blogger Ron said ... (12:56 PM) : 

You'd better open a new bank account for all the money you'll get from AEI and Scaife...


Anonymous Matt said ... (3:50 PM) : 

I hope you're ready for the initiation rites...


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